I feel safe knowing Dolly is high and has a gun
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Oh, and should we all fuck the lavender oatmilk as well?
What could the context for this be
Don’t ask too many questions
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The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0
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HI *TACKLEGLOMPS U* X3 *NOTICES BULGE IN UR PANTS* OWO WHAT’S THIS???
The original post, which has since been edited, for those confused:
Hello there, *tackles, and glomps you* >:3c *notices a slight protrusion in your trousers* OwO what is this?
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People comment on posts like they’re the first person on the planet earth to tell you about nuance
not everyone does that. it depends
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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it’s on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot
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Endlessly diabolical how you can’t say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.
It’s not r*pe, it’s rape. It’s not su*cide, it’s suicide. Not unalive, dead. The backbone needs to be reintroduced en masse because softening the blow of these concepts with advertising language does absolutely nothing but allow people unaffected by them to feel not even a sting of what they can do, prompting inaction.
And it’s been proven that on certain websites, you don’t even face a repercussion for using the words as they are. People just started censoring themselves because they feared the potential lack of views and likes and followers which is so nasty itself.
I attended an anti-suicide seminar in college. One of the big takeaways from it was that stigmatizing suicide increases the rate of suicide, because people who are feeling suicidal feel like they can’t ask for help. Every time I see babytalk garbage like ‘unalive’, I think of that.
Use the real words. Words have power, and they matter.
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smoking that shit that makes you cry about the horrors of car-centric infrastructure
hey yeah i get it but youre harshing the vibe rn nobody wants to hear about the irreversible damage that cars have done to North America and the whole world by proxy
showing your girl pictures of nasty ugly parking garages at the function
i misspelled hindrance real bad, guys
this is not a joke or exaggeration but a cry for help btw I’ve been watching 3 hour youtube videos about concrete like I’m somebody’s autistic dad
pov i turn to you in between sets
yeah no sorry I can’t go out tonight I have to read the rest of the 2023 Ford corporate sustainability report no not for a class I’m just nosey
no babe I thought it was hot that you got into and won a debate with my dad about the viability of high speed rail in north america
listen I’m sorry that your dad went home, researched highspeed rail, and started the argument with you again when I wasn’t there umm no I’m not going to apologize no I actually umm yeah I’ve been brushing up on my talking points sorry but bob doesn’t stand a fucking chance he can meet me in the market place of ideas
pov you are my captive audience
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